Friday, February 20, 2009

Understanding the Venusian Language

  1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
  2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm, 
  4. Go ahead: This is a dare, Not a permission, don't ever think of doing it.
  5. That is ok: It is a dangerous statements a venusian can make to a martian, you will have to pay for you mistake.
  6. Thanks: just say you are welcome. don't ask
  7. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!
  8. Do i look pretty in this? : She wants some positive comment, a constructive comment would be much better. 


2 comments:

  1. wuahahhahaha
    "fine" & "whatever" is sooooooooo correct for me. but the explanation is not really that accurate. when I use "fine", bcoz there'll be endless argument so it will be the best way to calm down, not that I think I'm right -0-
    and for whatever, this is when i pissed off wkkk~~ polite way of f**k you? wuahhahahahha ok i didn't mean that but it's like yeah u know what i mean = =

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